facebook fire hydrant
When your significant other or some loser who thinks they're your best friend keeps liking, commenting, and posting on your Facebook so much it's like they're trying to drown you in their own stupid posts. It's the Facebook version of peeing on a fire hydrant.
I just saw your post and had to comment 'I love you' 8 times. You're so cute.
Why did you post that? I had to like it 6 times just to make it look good.
I’m going to comment on every single one of your posts until you're begging me to stop.