Facebook Father
A dad who's too lazy to see his kid but can't stop posting selfies with him on Facebook like he's winning some father of the year contest while still whining about paying child support.
Tagging his ex in a photo of his kid eating pizza like it's the most important event of the decade.
Posting a 3 a. m. photo of his kid sleeping with the caption 'My kid is perfect. I’m not.'
Sending his kid a DM saying 'I’m proud of you' while still being late on his alimony.