Facebook Fantard
You post a question on a celeb's Facebook and then you're mad when they ignore you.
'Hey Drake, what’s your favorite song?' (you’re 12 and you’ve asked this 5 times)
'Hey Taylor Swift, will you be my girlfriend?' (you’re 13 and you’ve sent 20 DMs)
'Hey Billie Eilish, are you alive?' (you’ve asked this 8 times)