facebook fake sexyness
a person who looks amazing online, but in real life they look like they got hit by a truck and then stepped in a mud puddle.
His profile was perfect, but when he showed up, I thought he was a ghost.
She had a perfect smile on Facebook, but in real life it looked like she had a mouthful of spaghetti.
He was a legend on his profile, but in real life he looked like he hadn’t washed his face since the dawn of time.