Facebook fabulist
A Facebook user who thinks they’re a photographer, but really just rates your face like it’s a math problem and posts their own terrible selfies like they’re winning the lottery.
'Your picture is a 4. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 4.'
'I posted 50 pictures today. You posted one. You’re a 1.'
'I took a selfie at 2 a. m. You didn’t even take one.'