Facebook fabulist
A Facebook user who thinks they're a photographer, but all they do is rate your face like it’s a math test and post their own terrible selfies like they're a celebrity.
'Your picture is a 3. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 3.'
'I posted 40 pictures today. You posted one. You’re a 1.'
'I took a selfie at 1 a. m. You didn’t even take one.'