Facebook Encounter
You meet someone in real life who you just friend requested on Facebook, and it’s like the universe is trying to make you feel like a total idiot. You both know you're fake friends, and you don’t know what to do.
At the gym, I see my coworker. I just friend requested him. He gave me the look of someone who just found out his dog peed on the couch.
My mom’s birthday party. I friend requested my uncle’s best friend. He came up to me and said, 'You're the weird one from Facebook, aren’t you?'.
At the coffee shop, I friend requested my barista. She said, 'You're the guy who friend requested me at 2 a. m. last night. What's your problem?'.