Facebook Encounter
You bump into someone you just friend requested on Facebook, and it feels like you’re both trying to escape from a burning building. You know you're fake friends, and you don’t want anyone to find out.
In the airport, I see my neighbor from Facebook. I just friend requested him. He ran past me like I just yelled, 'I hate your face!' in front of everyone.
At the park, I friend requested my friend’s brother. He saw me and said, 'You're the guy who friend requested me, aren’t you? I’m not talking to you.'
At the movie theater, I friend requested my friend’s mom. She turned around and said, 'You're the weird one from Facebook, aren't you? I'm not watching this movie with you.'