facebook drunkie
a person who drinks so much they log into Facebook and send you a message that’s a mess of swear words, bad spelling, and all their secrets. They’ll try to call you the next day and say they’re sorry, but you know it’s fake.
"u r the b***h of my life. i love u. i hate u. i think u are a f***ing disaster. also i think u are the best person i have ever met."
"i sent u a message at 3 a. m. i don’t remember doing that. i think i was drunk. i think i was also high. i think i was also tired."
"i think u are the best person i have ever met. also i think u are the worst person i have ever met. also i think u are a f***ing disaster."