Facebook drunk - You act like a total idiot on Facebook because you’re too dr

You act like a total idiot on Facebook because you’re too drunk to think straight. You say stuff you’d never say to someone’s face.

I said, 'You’re ugly and I hate you.' to my mom.

I posted a rant about how my dog is the best and my brother is the worst.

I tagged my crush in a photo of me eating cereal at 2 a. m.