Facebook Downsizing
When you log on to Facebook and start chopping off friends like they owe you money. You’re not just removing people, you’re getting rid of the trash, the ghosts of your past, and that one guy who always messes up your memes.
I just downsize my Facebook. My ex is gone. My college roommate is gone. And that guy who kept sending me cat videos? He's gone too.
I downsized my Facebook so hard, my friends think I’m dead.
I downsize my Facebook like it’s my job. I just got rid of 50 people who don’t even follow me.