Facebook Cravings
When you think you're done with Facebook for good but you're still sneaking back in just so you can comment on your ex's stupid status like it's a personal mission.
"I had a 7-day Facebook fast and now I'm back just to mock my ex's new job."
"I deleted my account again because I couldn't handle my ex's fake engagement."
"I was trying to be a grown-up but then I saw my ex's status and I had to comment."