Facebook Cravings
When you quit Facebook for good but still can't help yourself from coming back just so you can watch all your ex-friends whine and brag. It's like a junkie coming back to the dealer even though they know it'll ruin their life.
"I didn't even post anything, but I still checked my Facebook just to see who's getting married."
"I had a 3-day Facebook detox and now I'm back to scroll like a zombie."
"I deleted my account again because I can't stand seeing my ex's dog getting more likes than me."