facebook crackhead
A person who turns their Facebook profile into a never-ending diary, writing about every little thing like it’s the end of the world.
"I just ate a donut. I’m posting about it. This is a big deal."
"I’m sad because my dog blinked at me. I wrote a 10-paragraph post about it."
"I posted a photo of my coffee and it had 12 comments. I cried."