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A loudmouth who spends all their cash at Cabela’s and then acts like they just won the World Series of Hunting, even though they can’t find their own hat.
I bought a hat, a bow, and a jacket at Cabela’s and now I’m the king of the forest. My hat is still on my head.
I went hunting and got a deer. I didn’t even aim. I’m a god.
I bought a hat that costs more than my rent. I’m rich now. Everyone else is broke.