Facebook Commentathon
A comment marathon that gets so long it feels like your friends are trying to fill up the entire internet with their opinions, even if they don't know what they're talking about.
"I like this shirt.", now it's a 5-day debate about why this shirt is the best shirt ever.
"This was a simple post.", now it's about why everyone is so annoying on Facebook.
"This is just a comment.", now it's a 10-day argument about why everyone is always commenting.