Facebook Cleanse
You go on Facebook and see everyone’s stupid posts, so you start a revenge mission and defriend everyone who’s been bugging you for years. You feel like a superhero after it’s done.
I defriended my ex because he posted a status about how he still hates me.
I defriended my brother because he posted a video of himself eating a whole pizza.
I defriended my neighbor because she posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat.