Facebook Cleanse
You get so sick of seeing stupid posts and random people that you start a Facebook war by defriending everyone who’s been bugging you for years. You feel like a king after it’s done.
I defriended my ex because he posted a video of himself singing karaoke.
I defriended my stepmom because she posted a picture of her new dog wearing a hat.
I defriended my brother because he posted a status about how he still hates me.