Facebook Bulimia
You have too many friends and you go on a deleting spree like your mom when she finds out you failed algebra.
Status: 'My friends list is 80% strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need therapy.'
Text: 'I just unfriended my boss. He keeps messaging me about work on weekends.'
Tweet: 'I have 1,500 friends. I'm deleting them all. I might need a new phone.'