Facebook Bulimia
You have too many friends and you decide to delete them all like you just got dumped and your ex is still messaging you.
Status: 'I have 1,000 friends. I only know 200. I'm deleting them all. I'm going to cry.'
Text: 'I just unfriended my ex. He keeps sending me messages about our dog.'
Tweet: 'My friends list is full of strangers. I'm deleting them all. I might need a nap.'