Facebook Buddha
The Facebook friend who quotes ancient people so much it feels like they’re trying to sell you a subscription to a quote service you’ll never use.
“The best way to predict your future is to create it.”, said the guy who still has a Facebook profile from 2012.
“A wise man once said, ‘Don’t count the days, make the days count.’”, said the person who counts their days but still doesn’t make them count.
“Life is like a box of chocolates.”, said the guy who just got the box and it was all raisins.