Facebook Breakup
When one person updates their Facebook relationship status to ‘single’ while their ex is still stuck on ‘in a relationship,’ and suddenly everyone knows your love life is a disaster.
'Sally is now single!', because Suzie didn’t bother to update her own status.
'Suzie and Sally are no longer together!', because someone got their ex’s name wrong.
'Sally is now single!', because Suzie’s ex is still in a relationship with a pizza delivery guy.