facebook body
A chick with a Facebook account who only puts her face in the profile picture. When you zoom out, she looks like a fat-ass mountain of meat.
My cousin’s profile picture is her face. When I saw her in real life, I thought she was a giant.
My crush had a face-only pic. When I saw her at the mall, I almost fainted.
My mom’s profile pic is her face. When I saw her at the grocery store, I thought she was a giant cow.