Facebook Blues
You see someone online, click their name, and it says they're offline. You feel like you got kicked in the balls. You call it the Facebook Blues because your brain is now full of sadness and you're ready to give up.
He was online, I clicked his name, and it said he was offline. I got the Facebook Blues so bad I wanted to scream.
She was online, I sent her a message, and she was offline. I felt like I got hit with the Facebook Blues.
He was online, I clicked his name, and it said he was offline. I got the Facebook Blues and I wanted to cry.