Facebook Birthday Flop
The shame you feel when your birthday gets less attention than your dog’s Instagram account.
My dog has 100 followers. I have 10. And only 2 sent me a message. Both were from my brother.
I posted my birthday. My dog commented. My best friend didn’t even like it.
I got 3 birthday wishes. Two were from my grandma. One was from my dog. He said, 'Barky birthday!'