Facebook Bin Laden
A total creep who breaks into your Facebook and posts the worst stuff possible. Your friends laugh so hard, they cry. You get so embarrassed, you want to die.
My status says I got kicked out of school for eating a mouse. I didn’t even eat a mouse.
My dad’s status says I’m a robot. I’m not even a robot.
My cat’s status says I’m a dog. That’s just mean.