Facebook Beauty
A girl who looks like a model in her Facebook pics, but when you see her in real life, she looks like she fell into a sewer and forgot to shower.
Her profile pic is a sunrise and she’s wearing a crown. In real life, she’s wearing a shirt that says ‘I survived my mom’s cooking.’
She gets 50 likes for a selfie in front of a fountain. When I saw her at school, she was wearing the same shirt from middle school.
She posted a filtered photo of herself with 10 filters. When I walked by her, she looked like she had a raccoon in her hair.