facebook aunt
That aunt who cries like a baby over your Facebook posts even though she’s forgotten your birthday and still thinks you live with your mom
'I can’t believe you’re still single! You’re so beautiful! Why would anyone leave you?!!!', from your aunt who still thinks you’re 15
'I saw your photo and I cried! You look just like you did in 2003! You’ve changed so much! You’re not as pretty anymore!', from your aunt who doesn’t know what a filter is
'You posted about your dog and I got emotional! I’ve been sad all day!', from your aunt who still uses the same password from 2008