Facebook assumption
When lazy kids think they're smart by checking someone’s Facebook. Like thinking a guy is into a girl just because they comment on each other’s posts. It’s just nonsense and makes everyone look like fools.
"They commented on each other’s posts! They’re dating!", said by a kid who didn’t know what a comment was.
"He posted about her! He’s in love!", said by a kid who thought posting was the same as talking.
"They both liked the same song! They’re a couple!", said by a kid who thought liking a song was the same as liking a person.