facebook and chill
Like Netflix and chill, but instead of a movie, you get a bunch of old people's photos and your own bad decisions.
I tried to message my ex. Now I've spent two hours looking at her vacation pics and my own life is a disaster.
I said I was going to do something fun. Now I'm just staring at my Facebook feed like it's a horror movie.
I clicked on 'See who's online' and now I'm arguing with my cousin about who has more friends.