Facebook Always Offline - When you’re offline just to hide how much time you waste loo

When you’re offline just to hide how much time you waste looking at your friends’ lives while you’re stuck in your own boring one.

I'm offline because I'm too ashamed to say I read your friend's status 23 times today.

I'm offline because I don't want you to know I friend requested your cousin just to see your profile.

I'm offline because I'm too lazy to admit I watched your friend's live stream for 4 hours.