Facebook addiction
When you're so addicted to Facebook you don't even notice your life falling apart. You play games, laugh at memes, and ignore your real friends.
I played Farmville for 4 hours. My eyes turned red. My mom said I looked like a raccoon. I said I was busy being a farmer.
I laughed so hard at a meme I peed my pants. My friend said I was a meme man. I said I was a meme god.
I ignored my real friend to talk to someone I don't even know. They said I was a Facebook slut. I said I was a Facebook god.