Facebonking
A stupid spelling of Facebook that somehow means getting blown in the face while giving head.
Text: 'I found out Facebonking is a real word.' Reply: 'You’re getting a face full of cum.'
Caption: 'Facebonking is a thing now.' Comment: 'You’re getting the worst of it.'
DM: 'I just learned about Facebonking.' Reply: 'You’re about to be the first test subject.'