Facebonkers
Having sex through Facebook. It’s like dating but worse. You message, chat, and post on each other’s walls like it’s a love letter.
We’ve been Facebonkers for two years. Still haven’t met in real life.
She messaged me 10 times a day. I finally said, 'Are we dating or are you Facebonkers?'
He asked me out on a date. I said, 'Only if you Facebonkers me first.'