Facebonk
A stupid way to spell Facebook. It also means getting face-fucked while giving head. It's like the worst kind of double punishment.
I got facebonked by my ex during lunch break. It was like a surprise party I didn't want.
My cousin Facebonked her boyfriend in the cafeteria. The whole school heard it.
He Facebonked me in the car. I had to drive like a maniac to hide my face.