Facebok
Facebok is when you're scrolling through Facebook looking for hot people, but you end up staring at a picture of a sweaty guy in a gym shirt like it's the end of the world.
I was looking for a date, and I saw a guy who looked like he had a goat for a face. I died.
I opened Facebook to find love, and I got a man with a mustache so big it could choke a horse.
I was checking out profiles, and I saw a guy with a face that looked like it had been hit by a truck. I quit.