Facebloomed
A guy named David C. Bloom who talks too much and makes everything about him. When you ask a question, he insults you and says you're a troll just to look cool.
David C. Bloom was asked a question, and he said, 'I don't know, but you're a troll and I'm not.'
He was asked for help, and he said, 'I don't need to help you, I'm already a legend.'
When asked a question, he said, 'I'm not answering you, I'm answering the world.'