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When you log off Facebook and pretend the person who just messaged you doesn't exist. It's like they vanished, and you're the king of the world for ignoring them.
"Hey, I'm still here," he said. I turned off my phone and went to sleep.
"You sent me 17 messages. I'm not even mad. I'm just victorious."
She posted a status about my ex. I blocked her. Then I went to get a milkshake."