Faceblam
You’re so annoyed you bonk your face on something solid because it’s the only thing that makes sense.
My sister said cats are aliens. I Faceblamed her and she got a nosebleed.
My friend said the president is a chicken. I Faceblamed the chicken and it ran away.
My mom said I’m grounded forever. I Faceblamed the couch and it stopped creaking.