Faceblam - You get so mad at something you smash your face into somethi

You get so mad at something you smash your face into something solid like it’s your new best friend.

My math teacher said 2 + 2 is 5. I Faceblamed the chalkboard until it cracked.

My friend said the ocean is dry. I Faceblamed him and he got a black eye.

My mom said I can’t go out. I Faceblamed the door and it creaked in pain.