Faceblackout
When you’re so lost in Facebook profiles, you forget your own name. You wake up when you see a random person’s photo and feel like you just got caught by your mom’s friend.
I was Faceblackout and forgot I had a life. Now I feel like I just got caught by my mom’s friend.
I looked at 50 profiles and now I see a random girl’s face. I feel like I just got caught by my principal.
I Faceblackout’d so much, I thought I was looking at my ex. Turns out it was my neighbor’s kid.