Facebirther
When a woman updates her Facebook status every minute while she’s pregnant and even when she’s having a baby and it’s like she’s giving birth on Facebook.
'I’m 10 centimeters dilated and I’m still updating my Facebook status.'
'I just had my baby and I posted it on Facebook like it was the most important thing ever.'
'I’m in labor and I’m still typing on Facebook like it’s a normal day.'