Facebirth
When you post every single thing about your pregnancy on Facebook, even when you're screaming in pain and about to die from labor.
I posted, 'I feel like I'm being ripped apart!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds painful!' I was like, 'I'm being ripped apart!'
I posted, 'I'm having contractions like a thousand people are stabbing me!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like a lot of stabbing!' I was like, 'It is!'
I posted, 'I think I'm about to die!' My Facebook friends were like, 'That sounds like death!' I was like, 'I am dying!'