Facebiangle
People who are all in the same room but act like they’re in a Facebook battle royale, swearing at each other in the comments.
My cousins are all at my house, but they’re arguing in the comments of a post about who has the best phone.
My brother is in the same room as me, but he’s typing a comment about how I’m the worst friend ever.
My mom is texting my dad about my little brother while my sister is typing a comment about her.