Facebiangle
A group of people so close they could high-five each other, but they’re too busy fighting in the comments of Facebook.
My sister is right next to me, but she’s still typing a comment about how I’m the worst friend ever.
My mom and dad are sitting next to each other, but they’re arguing in the comments of a post about the internet.
My friends are all at the same table, but they’re fighting in the comments of a post about a dumb meme.