Faceberry - when you're too dumb to use a real phone and you're stuck on

when you're too dumb to use a real phone and you're stuck on a blackberry, Faceberrying like it's your job and you're getting paid in snacks

I Faceberryed my boss and he said I can't take lunch breaks anymore. My life is over.

I Faceberryed my cat and my cat Faceberryed me back. We’re like a weird couple.

I Faceberryed my entire weekend and now I have 200 notifications and no life.