Facebeggar
A person who gets everything they need through Facebook, even if they look like they got hit by a truck, a cat, and a pizza at the same time.
Status: 'I’m not asking for money. I’m asking for your soul.'
Comment: 'I’d give you a sandwich if you stopped looking like you just ate a whole pizza.'
DM: 'Bro, you look like a raccoon just escaped from a dumpster. Send me $50.'