FaceBangin'
When you post on Facebook like you're just chillin' but really you're tryin' to hook up with every girl you know and hope they get knocked up before they turn 16.
Just got done eatin' pizza. Bored. Might text my crush.
My status says 'Relaxing' but I'm actually plotting my next move.
I posted 'Chillin' with my buds' but I'm really just tryin' to avoid my mom.