faceball
When you use Facebook to look cool in front of people, but in real life you’d be too chicken to say anything.
"I posted 12 selfies and still got 3 likes," said Emily, who was still single.
John wrote, "This guy’s face looks like a raccoon, and I’m not even mad."
DM from Lisa: "You called me a ‘facedown’? I’m still mad about that."