Faceball Bat
A bat that doesn’t just hit balls, it hits faces like they’re soft serve.
He said I was a weakling, so I hit him with the bat and his face went squishy.
She called me a crybaby, so I smacked her with the bat and her face looked like a fried egg.
He made fun of my lunch, so I took the bat and gave him a face full of pain.
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